More questions for the Alternate Census:
Your favorite season and time of day?
Have you ever thought of keeping backyard chickens?
What music should be played at your wake?
Your favorite ice cream to eat directly out of the container with a spoon?
Whom do you most despise? revere?
Have you ever paddled a canoe?
Would you like to do it again?
What is that fuzzy stuff in the bowl in the bottom drawer of your refrigerator?
How did you come by that nickname "Scamp"?